So there I was...feeling sad, defeated, and a little out of the loop.

It turns out some bitch already stole my idea like 8 years ago, and they made a movie out of it and everything. I'm so low now, I don't think I can go on.

So there I was...having a great idea!

Today I had a great idea. I have decided to go through Julia Child's "Mastering the Art of French Cooking" in a 365 day period. There are 536 recipes contained in this book. Can I do it? Only time will tell. Here goes...

So there I was...an Oily Duck.

So there I was...drunk downtown Honolulu, with my camera, taking pictures outside the Chanel building, trying to look artsy and daring.

So there I was...sitting here, dying of boredom.